I've recently grown weary of this place. It's a beautiful city but honestly, no place for an Alligator of my stature. London seems much more inviting to a reptile like myself. Sweet rain and green grass. Rolling hills and a filthy stretch of river full of fish.
I've said my goodbyes. Packed my bags. Filled a flask full of whiskey and made some muskrat jerky for the trip. All in all, I think I'm ready.
I depart in a few short hours for the biggest city in Europe and could not be more thrilled. I've even been working on my English English. So wish me luck!
SLAG OFF YA DIRTY WANKERS!
Translation:(Bye everyone I'll miss you!)
Here are a few of the parting pictures.
I think Garfield may have been stoned.
Odie will miss me the most he said.
It was a tearful goodbye...
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