My name is Alex. I am an American Alligator from the humid swamps of Florida. I moved to Los Angeles a number of years ago to pursue and acting career. After a few roles in Lake Placid and Lake Placid 2 I decided the limelight was not for me. I took a job at a local lake as a tour guide but have since tired of it. I got fired last month for biting an abnoxious 23 year old who would not stop asking me how it felt to lay eggs out of my rear orifice. Needless to say, I did the right thing instead of explaing my sex and other specifics. Now it's off to Europe in search of a fresh start.
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